CAT: This door is closed!
ME: Honey, I’m trying to write.
CAT: This door is closed and I am on the other side of the door!
ME: Trying to write! That’s why I closed the door.
CAT: Door! Is! Closed!
ME: The whole reason I got an office was so I could close the door when I need to write!
30 Minutes later
CAT: The door continues to be closed despite my many protestations!