ME: I'm a failure as a writer.
CAT: Pet me.
ME: Everything i write is trite cliché crap!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: And my God, look at all these comma splices!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: …
ME: Maybe i should become an
accountant.
CAT: Pet me.
Archive for the ‘That’s Just Silly’ Category
Conversations i have with my cat – Part 3
CAT: I want to drink from the faucet.
ME: You have a water bowl right over
here.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: Your water bowl has a pump in it,
just like the faucet.
CAT: I want to drink out of the faucet!
ME: Look, i'm tapping the bowl.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: No! Just drink out of the damn
bowl.
CAT: Faucet!
Conversations i have with my cat – Part 2
CAT: I want to come in the window over
your computer, where you are working.
ME: No, honey. You have a cat door.
CAT: I want to come in your window.
ME: Look, no more window. I'm setting a
boundary.
CAT: I want to come in your window!
ME: I'm not listening.
CAT: Window!
ME: Ugh! All right!
Conversations i have with my cat – Part 1
CAT: Hungry.
ME: I know, honey. I'm sorry. I forgot to go to the store yesterday.
CAT: Hungry.
ME: Sorry, we're out of wet food..
CAT: Hungry.
ME: Here, have some dry food [shakes bowl]
CAT: Hungry!
Twelve anarchist days of Solstice…
Ok, fine. I’ve given in to peer presure. Mock me if you will…
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
systemcrasher sent to me…
systemcrasher sent to me…
Twelve co’s a-teaching
Eleven mathmatics writing
Ten collectives a-dancing
Nine chaos composing
Eight physics a-reading
Seven books unschooling
Six communes a-laughing
Five bi-i-i-isexual rights
Four short stories
Three gay rights
Two queer rights
…and a feminism in a beauty.
Gonna try to get those last 3 stories out today (AND send a new story to Writers of the Future, whew!)
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