ME: I'm a failure as a writer.
CAT: Pet me.
ME: Everything i write is trite cliché crap!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: And my God, look at all these comma splices!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: …
ME: Maybe i should become an
accountant.
CAT: Pet me.
ME: I'm a failure as a writer.
CAT: Pet me.
ME: Everything i write is trite cliché crap!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: And my God, look at all these comma splices!
CAT: Pet me.
ME: …
ME: Maybe i should become an
accountant.
CAT: Pet me.
CAT: I want to drink from the faucet.
ME: You have a water bowl right over
here.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: Your water bowl has a pump in it,
just like the faucet.
CAT: I want to drink out of the faucet!
ME: Look, i'm tapping the bowl.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: No! Just drink out of the damn
bowl.
CAT: Faucet!
CAT: I want to come in the window over
your computer, where you are working.
ME: No, honey. You have a cat door.
CAT: I want to come in your window.
ME: Look, no more window. I'm setting a
boundary.
CAT: I want to come in your window!
ME: I'm not listening.
CAT: Window!
ME: Ugh! All right!
CAT: Hungry.
ME: I know, honey. I'm sorry. I forgot to go to the store yesterday.
CAT: Hungry.
ME: Sorry, we're out of wet food..
CAT: Hungry.
ME: Here, have some dry food [shakes bowl]
CAT: Hungry!
Ok, fine. I’ve given in to peer presure. Mock me if you will…
Gonna try to get those last 3 stories out today (AND send a new story to Writers of the Future, whew!)
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