CAT: I want to drink from the faucet.
ME: You have a water bowl right over
here.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: Your water bowl has a pump in it,
just like the faucet.
CAT: I want to drink out of the faucet!
ME: Look, i'm tapping the bowl.
CAT: I want the faucet.
ME: No! Just drink out of the damn
bowl.
CAT: Faucet!
