ME: *holding a pile of clothes* Let’s stay out of the bedroom, K is sleeping.
CAT: Bedroom? What’s in the bedroom???
ME: *trying to latch the door* No, hon. We’re staying out of the bedroom.
CAT: What’s in there? Is it a mouse?? Is it toys???
ME: No, stop. *standing on one foot, holding off cat with other foot* Dammit, I wish this door actually latched.
CAT: I MUST KNOW! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME????
